Lately, I’ve been trapped in two very different feedback cycles: I can’t stop thinking about either Racism or Getting Laid. Everything that rises must converge y’all: I’m probably going to end up hate-fucking a white guy TO DEATH.
That said, the theme of this week’s Grab Bag is: Freudian Crushes.
I dig all types but I especially dig tall, skinny, dark-haired dudes with BIG (HUGE) POINTY NOSES cause that’s what my first love looked like. Our relationship was a trainwreck so now (even though I’m not attracted to my ex anymore cause #woofinabadway) I still find this kind of dude pretty irresistible.
Perhaps by analyzing my attraction to this type I’ll be able to exorcise its influence on my—SIKE LET’S JUST LOOK AT PICTURE OF SKINNY BABES WITH GREAT SCHNOZES.
Yow. Adrien Brody is one of Hollywood’s biggest depositors into the 1st National Wilkinson Spank Bank. Ha, ha I am so gross. If I was a straight guy writing that kind of thing about women a) I’d have the highest viewed page on AskMen.com & b) I’d really hate me.