Queen Camp 2

by Stephen

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More Queen Camp for you! God help us all and Oscar Wilde!

 

cosmetic intuition– homosexual’s sixth sense about danger
dalmatian queen– any fireman “I must be growing up…I’ve become a dalmatian queen.”
float like soap– 1. to be chaste, sweet. 2. to be sexually naive “His little buns are so clean…they float like soap.”
marshmallow pumps– white sneakers, tennies “Don’t you go snickerin’ at your mama’s marshmallow pumps–they her red shoes at a Saturday fry.”
Susan Saliva– slobbering cocksucker
rhinestud– strong man who turns out to be a cream puff.
Hardly Davidson– small low-powered scooter.
twirl the pearls– to dance
ten-inch somebody– 1. to lie, tell a fish story. 2. to tantalize, arouse. “Stop ten-inching me, man, Mexico can’t be as great as all that.”
watch the heels– be careful, watch your step! “Watch the heels Mae! Remember he who excuses himself, accuses himself!”
xerox queen– one whose sex life is so narrow that he treats all lovers alike–as if they were all copies of each other. 
zombie palace– stand-up bar where nobody relaxes.

And if you’re feeling down just repeat: My face seats five, my honey pot’s on fire!

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    im such a Susan Saliva 4rlz 0_0

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