Queen Camp #3

By Stephen

Mother Mary I’m back with more gems! And darling, if you haven’t seen Boys In The Band (pictured above)–now is the time! Such a great camp movie that you can find on youtube for $free.99.

And here we are girls:

pump winter- 1. to expect hard times ahead. 2. to be penniless “After this next next glass of wine, I’m pumping winter!”

pull a Saint Augustine- 1. to leave a sinful and wicked past behind and become religious. 2. to be a religious homosexual

sugar trick- one left with the bar bill. Related term: sugar trip- cadging someone into buying drinks before leaving with someone else.

gorilla salad- thick, hairy pubic area

fifty-nine- mutual cunnilingus. “I guess you take off ten points for the lack of cock.”

drop a pearl- to break wind, fart.

walk a dress- to wear a new outfit in front of somebody for the sole purpose of showing off.

beach bitch- homosexual who sets up a cruisy camp on the beach during the summer months.

stringbean queen- tall, thin gay boy. “Well the stringbean queen certainly outdid herself this time around.”

Miss Halloween- 1. ugly, grotesque, mask-like face. “A good-night peck from Miss Halloween would be the kiss of death.”

literary hour- bathroom time spent reading.

dishonorable discharge- coming home and jacking off after not scoring.

ivy pie- the clean-cut college student. Syn: piece of ivy pie

get off the weed- a command to stop daydreaming. “Get off the weed, Mae, he wouldn’t look at you in an open-coffin funeral.”

urinal yellow- muddy shade of yellow. “What brand of cigarette got your teeth such a bright urinal yellow?”

vampire- 1. drooling old man who swoops down on young stuff as they parade to and fro. “Twilight! The vampires are out!”

vogues- cigarettes.

charm bracelet- list of ex-lovers–little black book. “Did you ever add that hung stud to your charm bracelet?”

read the beads- to chastise somebody; punish by a tongue-lashing. “Those sagittarius girls are always readin’ somebody’s beads–only they regard it as a service well rendered.”

Hate to be a parade-rainer but that’s all for this week!