Queen Camp 2

by Stephen

More Queen Camp for you! God help us all and Oscar Wilde!

 

cosmetic intuition- homosexual’s sixth sense about danger
dalmatian queen- any fireman “I must be growing up…I’ve become a dalmatian queen.”
float like soap- 1. to be chaste, sweet. 2. to be sexually naive “His little buns are so clean…they float like soap.”
marshmallow pumps- white sneakers, tennies “Don’t you go snickerin’ at your mama’s marshmallow pumps–they her red shoes at a Saturday fry.”
Susan Saliva- slobbering cocksucker
rhinestud- strong man who turns out to be a cream puff.
Hardly Davidson- small low-powered scooter.
twirl the pearls- to dance
ten-inch somebody- 1. to lie, tell a fish story. 2. to tantalize, arouse. “Stop ten-inching me, man, Mexico can’t be as great as all that.”
watch the heels- be careful, watch your step! “Watch the heels Mae! Remember he who excuses himself, accuses himself!”
xerox queen- one whose sex life is so narrow that he treats all lovers alike–as if they were all copies of each other. 
zombie palace- stand-up bar where nobody relaxes.

And if you’re feeling down just repeat: My face seats five, my honey pot’s on fire!